Hey, About the Shoe

Politely provided an unsolicited recommendation to some tourists who were snapping photos of themselves while touching the shoe of the John Harvard statue. I told them that they might want to wash their hands.

John Harvard Shoe

I wish someone had told me those many years ago that inebriated folks frequently relieved themselves on the Blarney Stone in Cork, Ireland before I was coaxed into hanging upside down just to give it a kiss.

And no, I do not have the gift of the gab as promised.

I want my dignity back.